Donald Trump recently stopped by a Pennsylvania McDonald’s to make French fries and work the drive thru. But, according to the media, this is actually a big scandal! It’s McDonaldsGate! - McGate? - And Glenn is here to expose it all: Did you know Trump didn’t ACTUALLY get a job at McDonald’s?! And those customers he served were – gasp! – screened beforehand! Can the media be any dumber, Glenn asks? Of course the customers were screened before meeting a man who has already survived 2 assassination attempts! But did the media see the crowd outside the venue? And do they really want to bring up “authenticity” when Kamala Harris is Trump’s opponent?
Transcript
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GLENN: All right. I have to get to this McDonald's gate. McDonald's gate is really bad, Stu.
STU: I know. What do you mean?
It was a nice moment. Here's a guy, who is a billionaire. Who goes through, the McDonald hiring process.
GLENN: Please, do not spread any more mis or disinformation.
Here's the audio of Trump, managing the drive-thru at a McDonald's. Okay?
DONALD: Well, that's a good-looking group. Hold on, everybody. This is not a normal situation.
What a good-looking family. How did you produce those good-looking kids? Oh, they look -- how are you?
Nice to see you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you!
And there will be no charge, is that okay? Oh. You're doing some extra stuff.
This is all on Trump.
I'm allowed to do that, right?
VOICE: It's everything you've ever said it would be.
DONALD: It better be. I made it myself.
GLENN: Now. As could you tell as that is. Here's, quote, working, end quote, the fryolator.
STU: Okay.
VOICE: Bring that one up. I will take care of these.
STU: He's training.
GLENN: And he's making fries. Making fries.
Okay. Now, I found out, after I was bamboozled, by this video.
STU: Yeah.
GLENN: I found out today, from the press, that he didn't actually work at McDonald's.
STU: What did you mean? I just saw it --
GLENN: This was a, quote, publicity stunt.
STU: What do you mean a publicity stunt? I --
GLENN: No. No.
They -- the people in line, they were all hand selected. So they weren't just strangers driving up to the drive-thru.
STU: They weren't?
GLENN: No. No.
They checked to make sure they were the right people. And you know what I mean by right people.
STU: No.
GLENN: People without guns.
STU: Oh, my gosh. So they screened.
GLENN: They screened them. Has that ever happened to you at a McDonald's drive-thru.
STU: Glenn, I have to tell you, I worked at McDonald. That was my first job. At no point, did they screen customers to come up and make sure that they were people I liked, or supported me in any way. These were just random people who walked into the McDonald's. And came up and put in the order, that they wanted at that time.
GLENN: And I bet you, had to go through an application --
STU: Yes.
GLENN: -- situation.
STU: I had to do an interview.
GLENN: You didn't just walk in and say, I'm here to work at a McDonald's.
And then they hand you the apron. That's the way it happened with him!
STU: So he didn't take the test beforehand.
GLENN: He didn't take the McDonald's test.
STU: Well, they have a little, hey. Review thing.
If I remember back in the day.
GLENN: So it's kind of a test like, are you crazy? Are you going to shoot us?
STU: No, that's not required at all.
They didn't care about that. They just wanted to make sure that I could make the fries. This is a disgrace!
GLENN: It's a disgrace. Yeah. Yeah.
STU: After all I went through to get that job, he walks in there. By the way, you have to get up in the organization to be working the drive-thru. It's not the first thing he's doing.
GLENN: Skips all of it. Skips all of it.
STU: This is unbelievable.
GLENN: He is practically the president of McDonald's.
STU: How did they uncover this stuff?
GLENN: Good journalism. Good journalism.
STU: I guess so. And they're not saying the video is AI.
GLENN: No. It's real video.
STU: What a scam. I'm voting for Kamala Harris.
She's the only honest person who seeming has worked for McDonald's. But has no evidence of it whatsoever.
GLENN: No. We don't think that she worked for McDonald's.
She just doesn't have.
By the way, here is the crowd, in front of the McDonald's.
Look at this. My gosh.
STU: Thousands of people out there.
GLENN: I mean, thousands and thousands of people out there. I've never seen an election like this.
I mean, it is -- it is crazy. Is that not just nuts?
But it goes on and on and on.
STU: It really is an impressive crowd.
Look, Donald Trump does not have a problem to get crowds to go see him.
They love him.
GLENN: People stand across the street for McDonald's.
STU: I wish I was dedicated enough for he never to do that happen.
I can't think of anything. Maybe if they were releasing a new McFlurry. I might do something like that.
GLENN: By the way -- because I want to be fair and balanced. Let me put in this message. Cut five, please. This message from Kamala Harris.
KAMALA: And, look, we all see sing Happy Tunes and Merry Christmas. And wish each other Merry Christmas. These children are not going to have a Merry Christmas.
GLENN: Oh, no.
KAMALA: How dare we speak Merry Christmas. How dare we!
STU: Wow, that connects with me.
You know, that really pushes me toward her campaign. You know, I'm just like, wow. I also despise all of our traditions, and things that make me feel good about our country.
GLENN: Thank goodness, somebody has finally said it.
STU: Gosh, I feel so in line with Kamala Harris.
Now, that video is so would pop
I don't know why she doesn't bring it back up. It just connects.
Your Christmas memories are disgusting. She's revolted by your holiday.
GLENN: How dare you.
STU: Yeah. That's great.
GLENN: Here's cut 12.
KAMALA: Should never again, have the privilege of standing behind the seal of the president of the United States.
STU: God.
KAMALA: Never again!
STU: This is the typical Democrat mistake.
KAMALA: Never again. Never again.
STU: I have not heard word one from Hillary.
This is what -- you get more desperate from everyone behind. You're not being assertive enough. And now she's out there screaming with that voice.
GLENN: Do you have that one, where she's saying it like -- this was spontaneous.
STU: Oh, it was?
Okay.
GLENN: You just had the one up with like 12 boxes.
To the control room.
Yeah. Play this.
KAMALA: Behind the seal of the president.
GLENN: Look at.
KAMALA: Never again. Never again.
STU: Wait. It seems like she's saying the same thing in venue after venue after venue.
GLENN: Yeah. But she brings that anger with her all the time.
STU: She emphasizes things the same way.
That's strange.
GLENN: Yeah. He should never stand behind the seal of the president of the United States.
Never again! Never again!
STU: Such a dumb, dumb season.
Right?
It's like, I can't believe they're doing --
GLENN: We were the dummies. We fell for Donald Trump actually --
STU: That's what I meant, of course.
GLENN: Yeah. Such a dumb season.
How could we be that. Stupid.
STU: Are you a little surprised?
Because I think Democrats really looked at Hillary Clinton thing that should have been -- they should have won.
2016, they should have won that election. And blew it.
GLENN: They did no introspection.
There was no thought. Like, how did we lose this?
STU: See, I thought there was.
And that's why we started with joy. Right?
I know it was BS.
GLENN: No. I think they started with joy. Because I think that was actually said about the Republican Party.
Everybody was saying that.
STU: Saying what?
GLENN: They were saying, it was so joyful.
It was like happy, at the Republican convention.
STU: So they just copied them.
GLENN: And they were like, we can't let them have joy.
STU: You might be right.
I thought it was more related to the sort of approach that Biden brought to the table. And Hillary as well.
Which was this constant top five -- five alarm fire, sort of, oh, my gosh, get on the edge of your seat. Democracy is crumbling.
Blah, blah, blah. And they stayed away from that messaging for the first month or two of her campaign. Which was interesting.
GLENN: Here's the other thing.
And Donald Trump has captured it. I mean, this is a huge -- huge change.
Donald Trump has captured the magic, the -- the joy. The fun.
You know, while she's like.
STU: Yeah.
GLENN: While she's doing that, he's having fun.
STU: Yeah. I feel like they tried the joy thing. Got a little burst.
It faded. Now they're realizing it's empty calories.
Now they're like, well, what do we do? And their only other page of the playbook is scream with the loss of democracy.
And I don't think that connects with the American people.
I really don't.
I feel like people are like, all right. We got it.
They might have really disliked everything that happened around the election.
January 6th, all those things.
But come up with an argument. Come up with an argument that's not just you repeating the same things you've been saying, every day since 2015.
Right?
It's not even since 2020.
It goes back to his initial things. He was stealing elections. Russia was helping him steal elections. Democracy is going to die. Vladimir Putin is going to come in and fix the voting. I mean, it's been constant. People are just bored of it. Bored.
And they don't believe it!
GLENN: Well, they don't believe it this time. Because she's so credible. Like yesterday when she went to church.
Yeah, did you see? She does this every Sunday. Here's cut four.
STU: Does she?
GLENN: Yeah. She walks in just to a church. And just kind of...
I'm just there to seek Jesus. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I shouldn't have brought that up. Because it makes me think of saying Merry Christmas, for one.
STU: This is revolting. Celebrating the birth of Jesus say disgusting thing. But let me go to church real quick. It's so fake.
GLENN: Yeah.
STU: So fake.