We all need more good stories in our daily consumption of news, so Glenn is here to help! In this clip, Glenn details the SHOCKING story of how a pastor deterred four armed robbers who entered a Missouri church earlier this month. But the pastor — and his congregation — used quick thinking and PRAYER to stop the potential travesty. THIS is the heartwarming (and also slightly funny) story you need this week…
Transcript
Below is a rush transcript that may contain errors
GLENN: I got to talk to this man, before the end of the week, I have to do it. I think this is a great story.
Four armed men, wearing masks -- masks, entered a Missouri church earlier this month. With alleged intent to rob it or worse.
STU: Alleged. Is that really necessary?
GLENN: Well, just listen. Listen to the story.
So Mark Quello, I guess, Futrel, he is the pastor at All Creation North View Holiness Family Church. Too many words in that, just cut it down. Just cut it down.
STU: Economy of words.
GLENN: Okay?
It's in Ferguson. He said, he watched these four guys, wearing masks with guns on their waists and empty bags in their hands walking in.
Now, he's a former police officer, and now a pastor. He said, the hairs on my -- back of my neck stood up. And I said, okay. Something is about to happen. It's not going to be good.
He said, me being a former police officer, I noticed the waistbands. And I'm like, okay. Something in their waistbands as well.
So he's up there. And he's preaching. And he's seeing this. Nobody else has seen it yet. And he's like, what do I do? What do I do?
So he does, what I don't think anybody else would do. He's like, hey, you. Yeah, you.
You in the purple jacket. What is your name?
And he starts walking down the aisle towards them, and he engages them directly. What is your name?
I can't hear you. Say your name out loud.
And then he said, you four gentlemen, can you account for yourself? Who sent you here? You just decided, you saw this church. And you just decided, I'm just going to come on in. Talk to me. Why are you here?
Who sent you here?
He said, they found out that they were -- later, they were connected to two robberies from convenience stores. And the preacher just engaged them, and said, turning to the congregation, you know what, let's praise God for them coming in today.
Let's just praise God. I praised God, that God sent them in here because I think the devil meant this for evil.
Then he said, but you are messing with the wrong guy. Don't play with me. I still have a cop anointing. And I still know what's going on, and I know what's about to happen. God is about to change the plan of the enemy. So let's pray on these four.
And he turns to the young men. And he looks at them, and says, lift your voice up to God.
Pray with us, will you? And the young men are like, uh. And then the entire congregation surrounds these would-be robbers. And he's like, bow your heads, bow your heads. We're going to pray on you.
And so the whole congregation comes around, and they put their hands. Nobody is reaching for the gun. They put their hands on the back of these guys. And they are praying that the Holy Ghost will come and just change these men.
They pray for a while, and then the congregation sits back down. Like, see, brothers, that wasn't so bad. Thank you for letting us pray for you.
We're thankful that for whatever reason, the Lord let you come on in here. And when you walked on this ground, you walked on to the ground of the holy ghost.
You step foot, on the all-creation parking lot. And you encountered the move of the holy ghost. And I don't think any of you are going to be the same.
And they all just kind of looked at him. Looked at the congregation. Wearing the mask.
Looked at each other.
And went, yes, sir.
And turned around and walked out.
Police are still looking for them.
STU: Wow.
GLENN: The pastor said, I've got to find this. When the enemy comes in like a flood, the spirit of the Lord will lift up a standard. And the flood will never be greater than the standard.
I mean, you want to talk about faith in God. That pastor coming out from behind that -- that podium, and seeing him. And knowing, oh, boy. There's trouble.
STU: Hmm.
GLENN: I think that's a great story.
STU: What kind of masks were there, do we know?
GLENN: On the evening of February 21st, the number 12 ranked mid-Vermont Christian school Eagles of White River Junction. Again, too many names. Too many names. They were scheduled to take on the number five Long Trail Mountain Lions of Dorset. First round of the Vermont division four girls varsity tournament, the Eagles dropped out. They forfeited the game. Because when they got there, they realize that had one member of the Mountain Lions was actually a male. And so they withdrew from the tournament, because they said, we believe playing against an opponent with a biological male, jeopardizes the fairness of the game, the safety of our players, and allowing biological males to participate in women and children's sports, sets a bad precedent for the future of women's sports in general.
Good for them.
STU: I mean, some school eventually is going to be smart enough to just go out there, and recruit a whole team of dudes.
And just go out there and just kick everybody's butt. And half of the teams will just probably forfeit. I mean, this is a very ultra competitive world there. I want to start this school.
GLENN: I know. I would like to do that. You know, if there was like a -- I don't know. A podcasting, you know, kind of division. We get all the guys here, just put them in skirts.
STU: I don't know how that would -- I mean, that might be something you like, but it's not something that I think would affect the quality of the podcasts.
GLENN: No, no, no. The podcast division. If there was a sports division, with the podcasts. And then there was male/female. We just -- because I don't think our team would be necessarily that good. Playing against men.
But even I could -- come on. Seriously.
Women. Right? That's not too sexist, right? Women.
STU: No. Definitely not.
Certainly not what you're going for. Specifically. I will say though, in sports, you have a little bit of real world evidence, that boys are able to compete in most sports, at a higher level, than girls. Yes, I know.
I mean, you can look at things like track and field, where you're just literally measuring. And you find a lot of these results play out that way.
GLENN: Hmm. So wait a minute.
STU: There's a --
GLENN: You're saying that only a Russian, probably hermaphrodite from the Soviet Union days. That is doing shot put. Is not as good as a male doing that.
STU: I don't know. That's a good point. But usually, that's the way it plays out.
GLENN: Right. Right.
STU: And my understanding, a Herman after tight, no longer the accepted term. I learned this directly from Weird Al Yankovic.
STU: So I know it's true.
GLENN: Okay. Why were -- what? Why were -- how did that happen?
STU: You have a lot of questions on that?
GLENN: Yeah. I do.
STU: No. That's fair. Weird Al has been doing a concert tour over the past few years. Which I have happened to see. And he has a song from many years ago.
GLENN: You went alone, didn't you?
STU: Of course I did.
Who would do that?
GLENN: This is sad. This is sad. A man in his '40s.
STU: Oh, it was the best time of my life. It was fantastic. I would do it again.
GLENN: Play the accordion, Al! Play the accordion! Bring it home!
STU: It was fantastic.
GLENN: I bet it was.
STU: But so he had a song, I can't remember which one it was. But he uses the word hermaphrodite in it. And he goes through the whole segment.
And he actually stops the song in the middle of it. And says, in totally like a -- you know, Weird Al. I don't know what his politics are. He's never been a political guy.
I don't -- that's not what he does.
GLENN: He's Weird Al Yankovic.
STU: I know. But he's a legend, okay? Weird Al is a legend. So he kind of stops it and says, by the way, this is not the term we're supposed to use anymore.
And he goes through this whole thing about how, you know things change over time. And trying not to be canceled. But also acknowledging it. It was a very, very funny way. But I honestly, there's so many terms that have been canceled. I didn't realize that hermaphrodite, apparently, not a term you're supposed to use anymore. Now, I don't care about that at all.
I do think that was interesting. That was one of the things they would use as the defense back in the day. Remember, when they talked about transgender people. What about hermaphrodites. You keep saying there's only two genders. What about hermaphrodites. That's what they used to say. That was the argument. Now they won't even make the argument, because they won't let themselves use the word.
We are screwed up.
GLENN: Let me ask you something. Because you've loved Weird Al for a very long time. Ever since I've known you.
STU: I have loved Weird Al. Loved him since back in the day.
GLENN: I believe he's been on the show.
STU: You know, we met him once when he was in New York. He was in the studios for something else. I don't remember if we brought him on the air or not. I can't remember.
GLENN: Okay. All right. Yeah, I can't remember if we brought him on the air. I also can't remember also even meeting him.
STU: You've had him on the air though.
GLENN: I've had him on the air several times.
But you -- that's a big deal, Weird Al.
STU: Yeah, for sure. I love Weird Al.
GLENN: Did you go backstage to meet him?
STU: No. I did not. I sat in the audience, and enjoyed the show.
GLENN: You can't. You have such little juice, you can't even get a backstage pass to see --
STU: Those are highly --
GLENN: Oh.
STU: Highly priced items.
GLENN: I bet. They don't just come on the internet.
STU: Now, look, was there a meet and greet level here? And did I look into it?
I mean, sure. Did I say if there was any availability?
The answer to that was no. There was none available at the time, when I looked.
But I would have proudly gone to meet and greet Weird Al and told you all about it. I love the guy. I love the guy.
GLENN: I know. I know.
How much would you have paid to shake his hand, and get your photo with Weird Al?
STU: No. As I just mentioned, I have met him before.
GLENN: I know. But to get your -- you would have paid for a meet and greet.
How much is that worth to you? A private meeting with Weird Al. I'm just asking. How much would that be worth?
STU: I would have paid the ticket premium.
GLENN: Which would have been what?
STU: I don't know. I bet it would have been a couple hundred bucks. A couple hundred bucks. I've been to meet and greets. You're familiar with this process.
GLENN: Is it worth, let's say $500 -- you're not going with a crowd. It would be one-on-one.
STU: I mean, I'm -- I'm conflicted by this. I think you're leading to something, to make fun of me. But I'm very conflicted.
GLENN: I'm just trying to go for your wallet.
STU: Okay. I don't actually want to meet the people that I like.
GLENN: That you like.
STU: I find it to -- I mean, I've met you. I liked you when I was on the air, when I was a kid.
You were the local host. And I was like, this guy sounds funny. And now I've met him, and it ruined the whole thing.
You've destroyed my vision of you.
GLENN: Right. It's like regular people for me. You were a regular person, when we met. You're still a regular person.
And I don't like you. I don't like you.
STU: Right. But you're not like that.
I mean, I know you've had instances where --
GLENN: Yeah. B.B. King. B.B. King. Elton John. Both of them.
STU: You loved them.
GLENN: I loved them.
Elton John, I can't use that word on the air. Not a nice man. And -- and B.B. King hit on my wife.
STU: Right. Right in front of you.
GLENN: I was the fan.
STU: You don't have the juice to stop an artist from hitting on your wife.
GLENN: No. Man can only do so much. But I walk in -- I walk in, and she slept during the concert. She hates B.B. King. I love B.B. King.
And, you know, I walk in, and he doesn't even look up for me. I'm like, Mr. King. He's like, uh-huh.
And I walk closer. I just wanted to shake your hand. And he looks up, and he does -- he looks at me for like half a second.
And then he goes right to Tania, like, come on over here, and sit on B.B.'s lap.
STU: That's an opening line right there.
GLENN: And I shoved her out of the way, and I sat on his lap, and it was very nice.