World Economic Forum founder and executive chairman Klaus Schwab is stepping back from his role running the WEF. But his “heir” might be even more terrifying. Glenn speaks with Klaus Schwab, Jr. (totally not comedian Eric Hollerbach) about his plans for the WEF in the future, including why he wants to enslave humanity and how you will benefit from it. Plus, he reveals why Klaus Schwab is really stepping back (brains can’t digitize themselves), how the WEF gets its power, and why he’s “beefing” with Glenn.
NOTE: Okay, okay that wasn't actually Klaus's son. He is, in fact, comedian Eric Hollerbach. You can catch his standup at Vulcan Gas Company in Austin, Texas on July 11th & September 11th, 2024 at 8:00pm CT!
Transcript
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GLENN: The world economic founder and executive chairman, Klaus Schwab will be stepping back from his role, running the global gathering, since he founded it in 1971. You know, I don't know. He's only had since 1971. Has he really had enough time to accomplish all of his goals?
He will be stepping down, and transitioning to a role as a nonexecutive, chairperson. The change in role is still pending approval. By the Swiss government, who I just love so very, very much.
We are shockingly lucky enough to be able to speak to his son now. And just so you know, he was raised in a -- in a middle -- he was raised really as a middle class oligarch in a modest castle in Bulgaria. Klaus Schwab Jr is with us now, to tell us, you know, for instance, what it was like growing up with Klaus Schwab as a dad.
Klaus Jr. welcome.
ERIC: Hello, Glenn Beck. How are you today.
GLENN: I am good. I am good. It's interesting that you would agree to only this particular program. I'm not sure how your father feels about people like me or -- or -- or Russell Brand.
ERIC: Well, it's okay to talk to our position, and maybe I can make some conversions on to your side, to my side.
GLENN: Sure. Sure. And your side is?
ERIC: Techno fascist dictatorship.
GLENN: Okay.
ERIC: We're making efficiency.
GLENN: Right.
ERIC: And you're asking of my father. Santa Klaus Schwab, transitioning. Just like how the paper -- let's be honest. Paper money. Even Monopoly Times, has the digitalization of the card now.
So when you play Monopoly, so that your dumb kid can't make the math to count the paper. Now this is on card for you.
GLENN: Right.
ERIC: Just -- now you are making digital currency for efficiency making. For equitable access of you will have your taxes. So you don't have to get a cumbersome tax audit. Or anything like that.
Klaus Schwab's brain is analogue at this moment, and it will go to digitalization.
So he's just getting the upgrade. It's not really -- it's more of a Laffer movement.
GLENN: Really? Okay.
So he's really kind of going to continue just in a digital kind of way.
ERIC: Yes. I think that, you know -- and also, he said something about karma. And he does not want to (inaudible) so he will just loophole digitalization.
GLENN: Right. Right.
Wasn't -- was it your father, or was it your grandfather that was a Nancy?
ERIC: Labels. Labels. Okay? Labels. The national Socialist Party, oh, you will factor COVID time. Oh, you're Democrats. You're evil. You know what I mean?
It's like, first of all, my great uncle, great uncle actually died from Auschwitz. People don't actually know this.
GLENN: Really? Died in Auschwitz?
ERIC: Yes. He was scared. And so he was making an installation of electric fence. And his foot was in a muddy puddle, and he was electrocuted.
GLENN: And that's a pretty tragic family story really?
ERIC: Oh, he was a great man.
GLENN: Yeah. Who knew? Who knew? You had so much in common with the Jews.
So how was your childhood with Klaus Schwab being your dad?
ERIC: Well, not always great. You know, he always gave me the carrot on the stick. The silver or the led option. For example, for Christmastime, he would take all the neighborhood kids who would go into the castle. And, you know, some of them were from the lower classes. And then for Christmas Eve, he would like always wear this like scary mask. And he would like not wear the pants. And then he would always insist on bare bottom spanking from my friends.
And my friends are like, oh, spankings on my buttocks. You know, a big cry.
But since the next day, he would be playing near the Tenenbaums, near the Christmas tree for you.
GLENN: Right.
ERIC: And he's like 10,000 years old.
You know, the PlayStation. Oh, you get the motorcycle.
GLENN: Really?
ERIC: Well, I don't like this man. But he's not so bad.
GLENN: Right. Yes. Yes.
ERIC: You don't know if he's coming or going.
GLENN: Yes. Yes.
So what is the role of the world economic -- you know, people say, they just don't have any power at all. Because it's just a collection of people that get together.
ERIC: That's really funny. Good one.
GLENN: Oh, I thought that -- that was actually a question.
I mean, you know, how do you respond to that?
ERIC: No. Well, we do certain rituals. To ensure that we go up the food chain.
Closer and closer and closer to the great architects of the universe. And we are the embodiment to inherit Earth Incorporated.
GLENN: Right. And then people like the average people, how are they going to benefit?
ERIC: Well, their slavery will be more like digital token. They will have equitable access to make labor or jail.
GLENN: Okay.
Okay. Klaus Schwab Jr.
Thank you very much. I guess for joining us. And telling us --
ERIC: Well, I -- I am beefing with you, Glenn Beckingham.
GLENN: You have a beef with me?
ERIC: Yes. I went down to Mercury Studios to make prime time happen. And I said at the front desk, first of all, nobody -- there was no tropics when I arrived.
Okay?
Nobody made the feet kissing.
GLENN: Right. Right.
ERIC: And then insult to injury, they pointed to the public toilet for me.
And I said, no! My pronouns are God and deity. I will use Glenn Beckingham's toilet. And they said, no. That's forbidden.
GLENN: Yes. Yes.
ERIC: And so the next time I see you at the Glenn Beckingham. If you are sitting on the throne, I will sit on your lap.
GLENN: Well, I think your father has already kind of done that in his own sort of way, with everybody on earth. By the way, I want to introduce you to -- who we're really talking to. Eric Hollerbach.
ERIC: Who? No. He's a loser. No. He's my intern.
GLENN: Really? Really?
ERIC: You know the friend who is like the beta? Who like, no matter how much fun you make of him, he keeps coming? You know. He is like this man.
GLENN: Yeah. Really. Really. And what does he do for you, exactly? Because I understood that, you know, Eric has been doing stand-up comedy in New York and everybody where else.
And screen writing. And things like that. But that's your intern that does that.
ERIC: Yeah. You think this pays? No, no, no. I pay him under the table. But, you know, he stored the -- he stores -- but I keep tabs on him. You know, we have a certain Stasi sale in Fredericksberg.
So I make a following of him, to make sure my supply is okay, and all this.
And you should see -- you should see the heifers he brings home. Oh, my God.
I mean, he does not respect himself.
For example, he went to the Austin, Texas, rodeo. And we make photograph of this. To keep track on him.
And it was very difficult to tell the difference between the plump, fat, Goth ugly girls he likes, and the cows in the rodeo. The only way we could tell the difference, because the fishnet owns the eye liner. They took it back to the -- the Germans, the CIA. The BNB. And we need forensic photographic analysis to tell the the difference between the cows and the girls he's talking to.
GLENN: Okay. All right.
Well, Klaus Schwab Jr. Thank you so much.
Future executive and chairman of the world.