Remember in "Home Alone" when Kevin buys a load of groceries for $20? What would that cost with today's insane inflation? Glenn, Pat, and Stu discuss the disturbing truth: Kevin would have to find nearly $100 to pull off the same stunt today! But hey, look on the bright side. At least the job market is SKYROCKETING ... for federal employees. Soon, nearly a tenth of the country's entire population will be on the federal payroll!
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GLENN: Did you see that government jobs now are through the roof.
We're going to set a new record.PAT: Highest ever, right?
STU: Yes. Creating jobs.
GLENN: 23 million government employees.
PAT: My gosh. It's unreal.
GLENN: Away from 10 percent of our entire population, working for the entire federal government.
PAT: That's why he still has 37 percent approval. Those are all government workers.
GLENN: Exactly right. Exactly right. So here's the stats. In 2000, it was 20 million.
In 2010, it was 22.9 million. In 2020, it was down just a little bit. It was 22.5. Right now, it's 22.96. It will be 23 million by the end of the month.
STU: Jeez.
GLENN: And you're letting people go. If you're a small businessperson. You're struggling right now, like, how will I not let people go? Just tell them, the government is hiring.
STU: And they will say, this is great news for the economy. Right?
PAT: It's obscene.
STU: They will say, oh, this is working. Bidenomics is working.
And if there is anything that is central to Bidenomics, it is this. This expansion of government.
PAT: Yeah.
STU: So I guess you are creating. It is a straight line to creating jobs. You're just making up jobs for, you know, BS, you know, institutions.
And I guess you could get everyone hired there eventually.
This is a path to socialism, wage accept.
GLENN: So let me give you a look at inflation.
Has anybody watched Home Alone lately?
STU: I feel like I watch it every year.
But it's been, I haven't watched it in probably at least a year.
We watch, you know, The Miracle on 34th Street on Thanksgiving.
We watch planes, trains, and automobiles, the night before.
And then Home Alone is coming up next week. Right? Watch when Kevin goes in to buy groceries.
You want to talk about inflation.
STU: Wow.
PAT: A little cheaper.
GLENN: He has $20 on him.
That's all he has. Do you remember what he buys?
PAT: I don't.
GLENN: Half a gallon of milk.
A half gallon of orange juice. A TV dinner. Bread, frozen macaroni and cheese.
Laundry detergent. Cling wrap. Toilet paper, a pack of Army men, and dryer sheets.
$19.83 with tax. Okay?
Last year, now, remember, it's -- it's going to be better this year.
Last year, the same grocery list went from $19.83 to $44 and 40 cents.
PAT: Jeez.
GLENN: But the White House is telling us, this is the most inexpensive year for grocery shopping.
PAT: Right. Right.
GLENN: It's gone from $44 and 40 cents last year, to 72 dollars 28 this year.
STU: In one year?
GLENN: In one year.
STU: Why?
GLENN: For those -- well, the economy is doing so well.
STU: Oh. We're alling with by -- yeah. No, seriously, like why?
Are dryer sheets going nuts? What's going on?
GLENN: No. I don't know.
It's all the individual stuff.
STU: I mean, you can have some of those weird -- I mean, obviously, overall has not gone up that much.
GLENN: But this isn't weird. A gallon of milk -- or, a half gallon of milk, half gallon of orange juice, TV dinner -- that's weird. Bread, frozen mac and cheese, laundry detergent, cling wrap, toilet paper, the Army men is weird, and the dryer sheets. That's not weird.
STU: What do you mean weird?
Like things that normal people don't buy?
GLENN: Those are things that people buy.
STU: TV dinners aren't called TV dinners all the time, but people buy frozen entrées all the time. So that's pretty rational.
That's interesting. I wonder why it's -- I wonder if there's one real outlier product, in there for it to go up that much, that quickly.
PAT: So the moral of the story though, is don't leave your kid home by himself when you're going to France with the rest of the family.
GLENN: Yeah. Leave at least 100 bucks.
PAT: Right. Yes. Yes.
GLENN: No 20-dollar bills anymore. It won't cut it.
STU: And really, if you're in the situation as a child. The softness of your dried clothes. That's not a priority.
GLENN: He learned from his mother.
Do not take that little boy down, for learning how to do his own laundry from his mother.
STU: It's impressive that he do.
PAT: Thank you. Thank you, Pat.
STU: There's some prioritization that he should also learn from his mother. Although, his mother is also prioritizing her trip to France over her son. So --
GLENN: Well, not really.
She just forgot how many -- how many times -- has that happened you to?
STU: I mean, zero, but I've only been to France once.
GLENN: So you know what is weird?
I saw one conservative outlet saying, just watching -- watching Home Alone shows you how far the middle class has fallen.
PAT: That's not a middle class family.
GLENN: That was never a middle class family.
STU: That's a beautiful house.
GLENN: Never. Not only a beautiful house, but who can afford to take --
PAT: Take the whole family to France!
GLENN: To France, during the holidays!
STU: Right.
GLENN: Okay?
PAT: Yeah.
GLENN: And, you know, mom -- mom and dad are sitting in first class. That's not a middle class family.
PAT: Yeah.
GLENN: I remember looking at that you house thinking, oh, my gosh.
PAT: Yeah. Nice. Nice.
GLENN: And that was the height of remember Ralph Lauren. And he had the wallpaper and everything else.
That was such a Ralph Lauren kind of look.
PAT: Yeah.
GLENN: Which again, even back then, wasn't even affordable.
PAT: Uh-huh.
STU: Are they still editing Donald Trump out of the sequel?
GLENN: I don't know.
STU: They were doing that for a while.
And you have to believe that's now -- yeah. They would take him right out of it, where they would re-air it.
PAT: Wow? Is Macaulay Culkin, is he going to be in the sequel?
STU: Yes, he is.
GLENN: This time, he was in New York.
STU: Yes. His parents are terrible people. Let's be honest about it. They just don't care about their son.
PAT: No kidding. CPS should be paying them a visit for sure.
GLENN: Can I bring up something else? Maybe we can talk about this tomorrow because we're out of time. But you know who else is a horrible, horrible person?
Santa.
STU: Who? Wow.
GLENN: Yeah. In all of those Christmas tales.
PAT: Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer especially.
GLENN: Oh, my gosh, he's a bastard.
STU: He's tough on some of those.
GLENN: Tough?
STU: The fictional portrayal of Santa in some of these specials is not what I believed to be accurate.
GLENN: Yes. Thank you. Thank you.
Yes. Santa, I'm sure is a good guy.
PAT: It's portrayed poorly there.
Yeah. He tells -- he tells Rudolph's dad that he should be ashamed of himself. Because he has a kid with a red nose.
GLENN: Oh, you didn't have a cripple, did you?
PAT: You should be ashamed of yourself!
GLENN: Next thing you know, you'll have a kid in a wheelchair. Wow!