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Johnny Carson Nostalgia Ignites After Late-Night Talk Shows Sanctify Hillary Clinton

We know that late-night shows have become utterly cringe-worthy and you’re probably reminiscing about the old Johnny Carson days when liberalism and politics weren’t the driving force behind comedy.

Can’t these people just be funny anymore? Every single chance they get they’re bashing Republicans, President Donald Trump, and stroking Hillary Clinton’s ego. We’ve had enough.

If you can stomach this clip from Jimmy Fallon’s female staff and Miley Cyrus thanking Hillary Clinton for her “grace” as a first lady and presidential candidate, you’ll understand what we’re talking about.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how tired are you of late-night television? One thousand percent!

This article provided courtesy of TheBlaze.

PAT: And speaking of thanking people. Have you seen The Tonight Show, Thank You, Hillary, video they did the other not? They had all the female writers for The Tonight Show get together and thank Hillary for whatever it was she's done. And Miley Cyrus was apparently there.

JEFFY: Oh, good. That's good. This is agonizing, listen to this.

VOICE: Thank you, Hillary Clinton, for being the first female presidential candidate nominated by a major party, and also the first female senator of New York.

PAT: Oh.

VOICE: And also the first First Lady to transcend First Ladyhood to become Secretary of State.

JEFFY: What?

PAT: Wow.

VOICE: I guess what I'm trying to say is thank you, Hillary Clinton, for being the Hillary Clinton of American politics.

VOICE: Thank you, Hillary Clinton, for handling this difficult transition with more grace than I ever could have imagined.

PAT: Wow, you can't imagine very much grace then. I mean, if she handled this with more grace than you ever could imagine, you've got a terrible imagination. You need to get out. You need to look at some fairytales and develop that imagination a little bit. She's handled this worse than anybody I've ever seen. She's continually blaming something or everyone else for the loss.

VOICE: That being said, call me day or night, and I will be there with a gallon of ice cream and two spoons to tell you, "Girl, you are so much better than him."

PAT: Great.

JEFFY: Oh.

VOICE: And thank you, Hillary, for all the work you've done for public health care.

PAT: Oh, yeah.

VOICE: Ever since the election, I've really depended on my government-subsidized antianxiety medications.

VOICE: Thank you, Hillary, for remaining strong and showing poise before, during, and especially after the election.

PAT: Wow. Poise.

VOICE: You taught me that dealing with a difficult defeat, it's okay to take time to reflect, set your focus on a new path forward, and maybe find a cave in the woods to scream into.

PAT: I wouldn't mind if it was a cave in the woods she was screaming into.

JEFFY: I would be happy with that. In fact, I know a couple.

PAT: She continues to scream into microphones with cameras all around her. That's what bothers me.

VOICE: Thank you, Hillary, for always sticking to the issues. Even as people criticize you for superficial things like your hair, your wardrobe, and your appearance, you showed girls everywhere that politics isn't a popularity contest.

PAT: She also showed girls everywhere how good you can look in a Mao outfit.

JEFFY: Right.

PAT: I mean, that's invaluable.

VOICE: Because if it were, you would have won by about 3 million votes.

VOICE: Thank you, Hillary. I was with her. I'm still with her. And right now, I literally am with her.

VOICE: Thank you, Hillary Clinton, for being someone I continue to admire and look up to, and for standing up to critics who said that a woman couldn't be president because they would be too emotional, impulsive, and unpredictable.

PAT: Now, who said that? I never once heard that during the campaign. You ever heard that?

JEFFY: And, by the way, she isn't president.

PAT: Yeah, thank you. Yeah.

VOICE: So glad we didn't end up with someone like that.

VOICE: Thank you -- thank you, Hillary, for being a constant beacon of strength, hope, and determination for me and millions of other --

PAT: This is Miley Cyrus now, getting all emotional over Hillary. Embarrassing.

VOICE: -- young women. You've been a role model and an inspiration and a voice of reason in uncertain times.

VOICE: What?

MILEY: I could go on and on, but I'd like to get right to the point. Can I give you a hug?

PAT: Please don't.

Ugh.

HILLARY: Thank you, Miley. The Tonight Show writers and all of the women and young girls out there. You are smart, strong, and deserving of every opportunity. Together, we've made our voices heard. We've done great things. And we've come a long way. But as Miley would say, we can't stop, and we won't stop.

PAT: Oh. Isn't that wonderful?

JEFFY: She is agonizing.

PAT: Thank you, Hillary. Thank you for being the worst candidate who has ever run for president.

JEFFY: Thank you.

PAT: And not being elected, even though everybody -- everybody thought you were the absolute walk --

JEFFY: Walk. You were in. That was it. Even yourself.

PAT: Of all walks. So thank you, Hillary.

JEFFY: You yourself. And those writers, it's no wonder The Tonight Show is not funny.

PAT: That's for sure. That's just sad and pathetic.

JEFFY: Wow.

PAT: 888-727-BECK. It's Pat Gray and Jeffy for Glenn on the Glenn Beck Program.

EXCLUSIVE: Chip Roy Explains His FIERY Rejection of Spending Bill
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EXCLUSIVE: Chip Roy Explains His FIERY Rejection of Spending Bill

According to the media, there’s a big fight going on between Republicans over the House’s new slimmed-down continuing resolution spending bill. Some, including President-elect Donald Trump, wanted the bill to pass. But others, like Texas Representative Chip Roy, argued that it still wasn’t ready. However, is the Republican “unity coalition” really crumbling, like the media claims? Rep. Chip Roy joins Glenn to explain what’s really going on. He argues that he IS trying to give Trump and DOGE a 100-day “runway” to fix the country. But he makes the case that, by increasing the debt ceiling by $5 trillion without agreeing on other cuts, this bill gives bad actors the ability to be an “obstacle” to Trump’s agenda further down the line. Plus, he reveals to Glenn that he believes some of these bad actors LEAKED false information about his stance to Mar-a-Lago.

Transcript

Below is a rush transcript that may contain errors

GLENN:

I think we have a great opportunity today. To show you how to have a -- tough conversation, with friends, friends. Where you deeply disagree on something.

But you know that their intent is good. They know my intent is good. Or our intent is good.

And we actually have the same end goal, but we disagree on the path. And we're going to walk away friends.

Chip Roy is joining us today. And, Chip, I love you. And I always will. And I agree with your, we've got to cut spending. We have to. But Liz Wheeler is with me. And we've been talking about it all morning. It's the -- the -- the -- the system of DOGE and Trump, the call-out to the world, in saying, you've got to surrender the Capitol. You know, the bad guys are in and about to take all the money.

Surround, and tell them, come out with your hands up. And that happened. And we scored a massive win, in an entirely new way.

Ask then you stood on principle, one we both agree with.

And it failed!

And so here's -- here's what Liz and I were talking about. Here's what we want to say to you.

And then get your response.

LIZ: Hi, Congressman Roy, this is the way I see it. I want your take on it. I love you. I think you're one of the best members of Congress. I disagree with you on the process that's happening. And I think that is the difference. The process. We elected Donald Trump to be a disruptor. Because Republican members of Congress for decades have been telling they're fiscal conservatives. They want to decrease the debt SEAL. It hasn't happened.

It hasn't -- it hasn't been done. And so Donald Trump comes in with Elon Musk, and uses this DOGE process to first identify these pieces of garbage in the first 1500-page bill. And take those things to the people. We took them to members of Congress. Congress said, okay. We'll listen to you.

So that new process was very effective.

And my question to you is: Once that process was proved to be effective. Which I think is exciting and wonderful.

How do we bridge this divide, with you, to say, okay.

Let's put some faith in this new process. And trust Elon Musk and Donald Trump and the Dow Jones process, to eventually address the debt ceiling, but get this done right now?

GLENN: And not blind trust. Chip.

CHIP: So appreciate you guys. Appreciate being on the show. Particular order. I have to go through a couple of things.

GLENN: Yep.

CHIP: Number one, it's important to remember that my job and my duty is to the Constitution, to God, and the people I represent. I told them, when I came to Washington, I would not -- I would not let the credit card and the debt ceiling and the borrowing of the United States without the spending restraints necessary to offset it.

GLENN: Okay.

CHIP: Right now, all we have are promises and ideas and notions. What I know, that neither of you respectfully no, and that none of your listeners respectfully no are the people that are in the room, that I was in with yesterday. And the day before, who are recalcitrant.

And do not want to do the spending cuts that we need to do.

That I believe the president and the DOGE guys. And everybody want to do.

My job, is to force that through the meat grinder. To demand that we do our damn job. Okay?

GLENN: Okay. So hang on. Okay. So wait. Wait. You're right. You're right. You're right. Go ahead.

CHIP: Number thee, when we were going through the bill, I'm glad the bill dropped from 1,550 pages to 116 pages. Three-quarters of Twitter or X or whatever you want to call it, have been out there spreading false facts that we supported a bad bill and didn't like the better bill.

That's not true. But let's be Lear. The 1400 pages that were cut out. It's a panacea.

There were some good stuff in there. There were some bad stuff in there. There was a lot of disinformation.

There wasn't a $70,000 pay raise. There was a 3,000-dollar pay raise.

I didn't support any pay raise. I didn't support a lot of the stuff in there.

But there's a lot of misinformation. And here's the thing: The 116 pages that were left, and I opposed violently the first bill. I was leading the charge on fighting and killing the first bill.

GLENN: And I love you.

LIZ: The second bill for 116 pages. Turned off -- turned off the pay go requirement. That we slash 1.7 trillion automatically.

And added a 5 trillion that are increase.

My view was, I could not support that, without a clear understanding of what cuts we would get, in mandatory spending next year. And undo any of the Inflation Reduction Act.

The undoing of the student loans. The undoing of the crap with the food stamps.

And everything else. I yield back.

GLENN: Okay. I yield back.

Chip, you're not in a hostile room. We love you. And we agree with your end goals. It's our end goal too. We didn't make that promise that you made to the people that voted for you. So we have more wiggle room here.

But you say -- I think our big difference is, you say, I know the guys in the room.

You're right. You do. And we -- we ceded that earlier today on the show.

You are -- one of us is wrong on trust.

I don't trust any of the weasels in Washington.

But I think Donald Trump and Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy have earned enough trust, to get a grace period, here for the first -- maybe the first year.

Or at least six months.

To turn the economy around, and also reduce the size of the government.

And totally flip this thing.

And I know, as somebody who is -- you know, run a company, mainly into a ground. But run a company, and have to switch it, in the middle, and totally reshuffle. That -- that actually costs money, while you're doing it, to bridge the gap.

Because you have to fill up holes while you're filling in the gap.

You don't trust the people in the room. Neither do we.

But we do trust the system that worked on Wednesday with DOGE and Donald Trump.

Where do we disagree?

Can you give them --

CHIP: We don't disagree. And yesterday morning, I was making that precise argument in a room full of conservatives and then a follow-up room with people who will call it, less conservatives.

GLENN: Republican. Yes.

CHIP: And so we were making this argument. And then someone infamously. Something leaked out of the room, somehow out to Mar-a-Lago. That I was being resistant. Because I was negotiating trying to get the agreement to achieve the objective that you just said. I was trying to get, okay. In fact, yesterday morning, I made the argument to a group of conservatives. We need to give the president runway. We need to give him his first 100 days. We need to appreciate JD, and Vivek, and all the people -- and everybody involved. For the president to achieve the objective.

But to get there. We have to make sure that the guys in the room, that are an obstacle to that, don't have the ability to block it.

Because information flow matters. And when those guys tell the president, they can't achieve X.

Then the president will not achieve X. Our job was to force and demand, guys, we need actual understanding of what the cuts will be.

And because otherwise, we're asking us to accept a 5 trillion-dollar limit in our credit card increase. In exchange for nothing!

Literally, in exchange for nothing, but -- but hope.

So our job was to force that change.

Unfortunately, while I was trying to make the argument that we needed something in order to get the votes, someone leaked that down to Mar-a-Lago, and the president reacted.

But now I have to now manage that.

GLENN: Right. I know. I know.

CHIP: They're trying to enforce change in town.

GLENN: So hang on.

We have to leave this. Because I'm going to run against the clock.

I could talk to you all day about this. You were in a meeting this morning about J.D. Vance. Can you tell us anything about that meeting?

CHIP: That meeting happened, because despite what happened yesterday, I'm trying to get this done. Last night, talking to JD, we worked to get this meeting done. We had some good progress this morning.

But there still remains people concerned about spending. That we can work out, what agreement we can reach. On what spending cuts. We can actually get next year, in exchange for giving the vote on a debt ceiling increase.

So it remains fluid. Progress was made. But we have to keep working on it.

And I left that meeting to talk to you. Soil get an update in a minute.

GLENN: Thank you for that, by the way.

I hear there is a new bill that may be coming today.

Is that the one you're talking about?

Or is this another bill that could be another nightmare?

CHIP: Despite other people leaking crap, I refused. I can't say, because it's not been decided by the speaker.

And it's not right to talk about things they're talking about in private meetings.

GLENN: Yeah, but it's -- it's this speaker. I mean, is he really the speaker anymore, Chip, really?

CHIP: We need to hear what bill we need to get forward. And I can't talk about the private meetings. But, look, I'm going to keep fighting for what I promised people that I represent.

I'm going to fight to cut spending. I am going to represent article one.

I'm going to support the president's agenda, but we've got to do that together.

GLENN: Okay.

Chip, thank you.

I think we can -- I think we agree, but I await to see what that means to you. Because we may just have to agree to disagree on this.

But I love you. And I still want you to replace Cornyn.

CHIP: The short version is, for inflation's sake, we cannot increase the debt ceiling $5 trillion without knowing what we're getting for it.

And I don't think anybody should disagree with that.

GLENN: But you don't disagree that Elon Musk and Trump and Vivek are serious about gutting the system.

CHIP: I believe that is their objective. I believe there are obstacles to that objective. And I need to know the sincerity of how we deal with those obstacles, both structural, and human. And we have to figure that out. And that's my job.