PAT: Now, what's very upsetting is that Glenn Beck continues to refuse to acknowledge that that is, in fact, Joe Biden singing The Village's song. To this day he denies that's him.
STU: Some people deny that 9/11 was Islamic extremism.
PAT: Exactly. Some people deny that we went to the moon.
STU: Some people -- you know, there's a lot of people who believe crazy things. Glenn just happens to be one of them in this particular case.
PAT: It does not change the facts. Okay? It just does not change the facts.
STU: It would be one thing if we just said, one time, he drunkenly sang The Village's theme. It's another thing if we played it for you.
PAT: And, supposedly, he's another one -- he's another guy who doesn't drink, right? Isn't that what we're told, Joe Biden doesn't drink?
STU: Biden and Trump.
PAT: And Trump. Doesn't drink.
STU: Yeah, neither one of them.
PAT: And yet Trump slurs his words every night around 7 o'clock, Stu. What do you make of that? What do you make of that?
STU: What are you talking about? I've never noticed that before.
PAT: Oh, yeah. It's very famous.
JEFFY: Stu, you never noticed that before.
PAT: There is a person who has stumbled onto the absolute truth. And don't pretend that you don't know or believe --
JEFFY: Are you saying you don't know about this?
STU: I don't.
PAT: Listen to this, and then tell me that this is -- something -- something wrong is happening in Washington, DC. The Deep State is in control of things.
STU: Uh-uh.
ALEX: Small amounts of sedatives. It's known that most presidents end up getting drugged.
PAT: Right.
STU: What? Wait. Wait. Wait.
ALEX: Small doses --
PAT: That's a great statement: It's known that most presidents wind up getting drugged.
It's known?
STU: There's not even an effort to give one piece of evidence to support that?
PAT: That's the way it always is, right?
STU: It's just, it's known.
PAT: Well, this has been proven. This is proven fact.
I love it. I love it.
ALEX: -- of sedatives, till they build it up. Trump's such a bull. He hasn't fully understood it yet. But I've talked to people, multiple ones, and they believe --
STU: Multiple ones? Wait. Wait.
PAT: He talked to people. Multiple ones.
STU: Multiple ones? He talked to multiple ones?
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PAT: Yes. When you multiply one, you get multiple ones.
STU: Multiple ones.
ALEX: Slow sedatives that they're building up.
STU: Slow sedative -- what's a slow sedative?
PAT: He's worried about Trump slurring his words? What about this guy slurring his words?
STU: Yeah, I was going to say. S-C-H-L-O-E? Slow sedatives?
ALEX: Cokes and in his iced tea. And that the president, by 6:00 or 7:00 at night, is basically slurring his words and is drugged.
PAT: Right. Basically. Wow. Wow.
ALEX: At first, they had to isolate him to do that. But, yes, ladies and gentlemen, I've talked to people who talk to the president at 9:00 at night. He is slurring his words.
PAT: Oh, my gosh.
STU: What the hell --
PAT: Oh, my gosh. Listen to this.
ALEX: And I'm going to leave it at that. I've talked to folks that have talked to him directly.
PAT: I've talked to folks that have talked to him directly. Which means I've talked indirectly to people.
STU: That's what that means.
PAT: Yes, that's exactly what that means.
STU: When you've talked to someone who's talked to someone else directly, you've just spoken to them indirectly.
PAT: Exactly.
STU: Other people call it secondhand knowledge, is another way -- so I want to make sure I understand the accusation here.
PAT: Okay. He's being drugged.
STU: So, during the day, Donald Trump drinks Diet Coke and iced tea.
PAT: It builds up.
STU: And at some point, they put drips of sedatives into these drinks --
PAT: And he's such a bull, he doesn't understand that.
STU: So bulls don't understand when they're being drugged.
PAT: Bulls don't understand when they're being drugged.
STU: So during the day, he's normal. But as it gets later in the day --
PAT: But at about 6:00 or 7 o'clock, he's slurring his words.
STU: Right. Slowly.
PAT: Slowly.
STU: Okay.
PAT: Slowly slurring his words.