Do not go see Jupiter Ascending!
Glenn and Tania went out to dinner Friday with Pat and his wife Jackie. They had a great time, but when Glenn asked them to go see Jupiter Ascending, the new movie from The Matrix's Wachowskis, they bailed. After seeing the film, Glenn's wishing he did the same.
Glenn wrote on Facebook:
So, Tania and I just finished Jupiter Ascending.
Oof.
Before you see this, go to a nursing home and clip a strangers toe nails.
Double oof.
One of those movie that keeps you in your seat thinking, big stars, big names behind it, it 'has to get better'.
Nope.
I was praying for a portal to open up and swallow us whole.
The entire thing is about harvesting humans for some sort of fountain of youth.
How ironic. At the end I would have harvested the producers for the 2 hours of time we will never get back.