Alex Jones Watch: Children Are Being Kidnapped and Sent to a Secret Colony On Mars

July 05, 2017

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A story that very well could be the biggest story in human history broke last week and was reported on by Alex Jones on his show. Wednesday on radio, Glenn and the guys put on their tinfoil hats as they followed Jones down the rabbit hole and broke down the shocking claims.

Jones' guest had this to say:

This may strike your listeners as way out, but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride. So that once they get to Mars, they have no alternative, but to be slaves on the Mars colony.

Alex Jones is no stranger to controversy, but this claim seemed to force even him to recognize the absurdity. He did, however, provide some cover for his guest and add a little spin:

Look, I know 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret, and I've been told by high-level NASA engineers that you have no idea, there's so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that. You know, that's the kind of thing the media jumps on. But I know this, we see a bunch of mechanical wreckage on Mars. And people say, oh, look, it looks like, you know, mechanics. They go, oh, you're a conspiracy theorist. Clearly, they don't want us looking into what's happening. Every time probes go over, they turn them off.

This one might be kind of hard to prove, but the story did answer some questions for Glenn on another Alex Jones conspiracy.

"That's why they didn't find any children in the pizza place," Glenn said. "They've just been shipped to Mars."

Listen to this segment from The Glenn Beck Program:

PAT: Speaking of aliens, you want to hear about a real frightening alien story that I notice you're avoiding all day. All day he's avoiding the biggest alien story of the day, of the week. Perhaps one of the bigger stories in human history.

JEFFY: Hasn't even mentioned it.

STU: Perhaps!

GLENN: All right. Just give it --

PAT: That was a silly statement.

STU: It was.

PAT: Quite obviously the biggest story in human history.

JEFFY: It's embarrassing you wouldn't even mention it.

GLENN: Just give it to me. Just give it to me.

PAT: This broke the other day. I can't take credit for this. We did not break this. This was broken by Alex Jones on his show, I believe, last week.

VOICE: This may strike your listeners as way out, but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride.

GLENN: Okay.

VOICE: So that once they get to Mars, they have no alternative, but to be slaves on the Mars colony.

GLENN: Wow.

PAT: Wow.

ALEX: Look, I know 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret, and I've been told by high-level NASA engineers that you have no idea, there's so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that. You know, that's the kind of thing the media jumps on.

But I know this, we see a bunch of mechanical wreckage on Mars. And people say, oh, look, it looks like, you know, mechanics. They go, oh, you're a conspiracy theorist. Clearly, they don't want us looking into what's happening. Every time probes go over, they turn them off.

PAT: The child sex slave industry in Mars.

STU: What the hell was that clip --

PAT: I mean, why are we not talking about this? Why is something not being done? These children -- well, they're not children by the time they get there, granted. Okay.

GLENN: It's like a six months' trip to Mars.

PAT: I know. Why is it 20 years? Are they traveling --

GLENN: They may be using an old VanoLiner.

STU: Oh, okay. Yeah.

PAT: On the Chevy Astro van.

GLENN: The Chevy Astro van.

PAT: Top speed, about 40 miles an hour.

GLENN: Yeah. Scooby-Doo. They were using the -- it was twenty years. They got the --

PAT: Twenty-year trip.

GLENN: What was it? The Mystery Machine. Yeah, but what kind of van was it? Not the new one. Not the new one --

JEFFY: No, those were those Handi-Vans.

GLENN: Yes.

JEFFY: Those little Chevy Handi-Vans with the wheel up front.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: Yeah, I see you driving a white one around some neighborhoods sometimes.

JEFFY: Sell ice cream. Got to make some extra money somewhere. What are you talking about?

PAT: Just a little ice cream. Nothing wrong with that.

(laughter)

STU: That is a --

GLENN: Don't come around my house. I'll buy you out of ice cream every time you're in my neighborhood, brother.

STU: Wait. Can we discuss his actual point there? Because, first of all, you can see Alex Jones actually senses the media is going to make fun of him on this one.

PAT: Well, yeah.

STU: He's like, well, the media is going to jump all over this one. But his instinct is to still defend the guy.

PAT: Let me tell you something, NASA, about 90 percent of their missions are secret. Really?

JEFFY: I've been told by high-level NASA engineers, there's a lot going on.

GLENN: Hang on just a second. Hang on just a second. You don't even need to get to Alex Jones. You really don't. Just play it again. I'll tell you where to stop.

STU: Really?

PAT: All right.

VOICE: This may strike your listeners as way out.

PAT: No.

VOICE: But we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars --

PAT: Colony on Mars.

VOICE: -- that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride.

PAT: Okay.

GLENN: Why even go to Alex Jones?

PAT: I know.

GLENN: I mean, this is enough to feast on for a week.

STU: Well -- it is.

PAT: It is.

STU: Because, you're right. First of all, they were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year journey. First of all, they don't seem to actually be there yet.

GLENN: Who kidnapped?

PAT: Yeah. Who kidnapped them? I guess NASA.

STU: I guess NASA.

So they were kidnapped, they were sent into space on a 20-year mission. Although, he said there is a colony on Mars already. So -- but they don't seem to be there. He doesn't seem to have that down.

GLENN: Well, no. They are there. Because they're forced -- there's no way back. So they're forced to be slaves.

JEFFY: A twenty-year journey.

GLENN: But what are they doing -- what are they building on Mars?

STU: But listen to his wording, he's saying there is a colony on Mars.

PAT: Yes. But it's the colony of child sex slaves. Is it not?

STU: First of all, if they're there by themselves, who is enslaving them. Right? You would need someone to enslave them. And if they're 20-year-olds --

GLENN: Right. And why would they be sex slaves? Why do you just assume this is a sex planet?

PAT: They have no other choice, but --

STU: You somehow turned this story weird. How did you do that?

GLENN: Why does he always go to the darkest places?

STU: But listen to this.

PAT: Listen to this.

VOICE: This may strike your listeners as way out.

PAT: No. Come on now.

VOICE: But we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars.

STU: Colony on Mars.

PAT: Okay. There is a colony on Mars.

STU: Okay. So it's there, right?

VOICE: It is populated by children who were kidnapped.

PAT: Populated by children who were kidnapped.

STU: Who were kidnapped.

VOICE: And sent to space on a 20-year ride.

STU: Okay. Twenty-year ride.

VOICE: So once they get to Mars, they have no alternative, but to be slaves on the Mars colony.

PAT: No alternative. Okay. They have no alternatives but to be slaves.

JEFFY: I mean, no matter what planet they land on, they have no alternative.

GLENN: Yeah, look. Hang on just a second, you land on a planet, there's no food, there's no water, there's nothing. And they're like, use those shovels and make a big house for me because I'm coming at some point. You might kill the guy with a shovel, but as long as he's sending you food and water, yes, you're going to build him whatever he tells you to build.

PAT: Yes.

GLENN: Because there's no --

PAT: That's probably true. Unless you have the smarts of, say, Matt Damon and you know how to make potatoes out of your own poop.

JEFFY: Bingo, my friend.

PAT: Why then, maybe you take a chance.

GLENN: And here's the problem. Here's the problem: They went up 17 years before that movie was made. They don't have any idea.

PAT: Yeah, right.

STU: That's true. Now, wait. You're exonerating Alex Jones' point here.

JEFFY: I know.

STU: Because he says -- okay. I know. First of all, he says, I know the media is going to mock this. But then he defends it anyway and tries to figure out a way that it could theoretically be true. Then he makes one of the most amazing odd guttural noises I've ever heard in my life. (sound effect).

(laughter)

But then he says, A, there's lots of wreckage on Mars. It looks like there's mechanics there.

GLENN: Mechanics. Fixing the Astro van! Fixing the Astro van.

JEFFY: Right.

PAT: Yep.

STU: Listen to this one more time. We have to listen to this one more time.

PAT: Do you want to start with Alex?

STU: I think from here is fine. Yeah.

PAT: All right.

VOICE: Now, there's all kind of --

ALEX: Look, I know 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret, and I've been told by high-level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There's so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that. I mean, that's the kind of thing the media jumps on.

But I know this, we see a bunch of (sound effect), mechanical wreckage --

PAT: We see a bunch of (sound effect).

STU: We got to isolate that.

PAT: We see a lot of that. A lot of (sound effect). You know, I see a lot of (sound effect).

GLENN: What is it about Alex Jones that entertains you two for hours? You guys could listen to him for hours.

JEFFY: Oh.

PAT: I could. I could. We could do just a whole show just on his segments. For sure.

STU: We didn't even get to the mechanic part yet.

PAT: Right. Here's (sound effect).

ALEX: And people say, oh, look, it looks like mechanics. They go, oh, your a conspiracy theorist. Clearly, they don't want us looking into what's happening.

Every time probes go over, they turn them off.

JEFFY: Clearly.

STU: What?

PAT: What?

GLENN: Guys, where do you think -- where do you think all those Chevy Volts went? The government --

PAT: On a slow flight to Mars.

GLENN: Yes. There's no oxygen there. Fire -- what happens to fire with no oxygen? It can't burn. It's the only place the Chevy Volt is safe.

JEFFY: And I will say, as -- as you would expect, NASA has denied that it's running a child slave colony on --

PAT: Those bastards.

STU: Well, of course they're going to say that.

PAT: What are they going to say?

GLENN: That's why they didn't find any children in the pizza place.

PAT: They're all on Mars.

GLENN: They've just been shipped to Mars.

STU: The tunnels go to Mars.

Who is Pam Bondi, Trump's new AG pick?

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With Matt Gaetz out of the picture, President Trump has already named former Florida AG Pam Bondi as his latest pick as his US Attorney General.

As US Attorney General, Bondi will be placed at the head of the Department of Justice, the most crucial role in Trump's plans to root out the deep state. As Glenn discussed on his radio show, the Biden White House has weaponized the Department of Justice, against President Trump in an attempt to thwart his 2024 re-election. The Department of Justice is crooked to the core, and it will take a herculean effort to bring enduring reform to this pivotal government agency.

Does Pam Bondi have what it takes to lead the Department of Justice? What does her resume look like? Does she have any skeletons in the closet that the Democrats could use against her? Here's everything you need to know about Pam Bondi below:

Bondi's Resume

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Bondi started her career as a prosecutor working for the Hillsborough County Attorney's Office where she handled countless cases that ranged from domestic violence to murder. In 2010 Bondi made history by becoming Florida's first female attorney general. She spent her time in office fighting back against Florida's opioid crisis and openly challenged Obamacare.

Bondi worked with the first Trump administration, using her experience fighting the opioid crisis in Trump's Opioid and Drug Abuse Commission. After Trump was impeached for the first time, Bondi joined the team of defense lawyers fighting back against the prosecution's allegations.

Bondi has spent the last four years working for a Florida-based lobbying firm, but she still showed support for President Trump by making appearances alongside him during the New York City hush money trial.

Bondi's Dedication to fix the DoJ

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Judging by her track record and the testimony of her colleagues, Bondi is more than capable of tackling the Department of Justice. Bondi has a record of following and enforcing the rule of law and has spent much of her career making communities safer. Bondi has firsthand experience with political elitists and corruption, having worked at nearly every level of the government from the bottom to the top.

Bondi stood by Trump as he faced impeachment and stayed by his side as he faced waves of lawfare after 2020. It's clear that Bondi has great respect for President Trump and is deeply familiar with the weaponization of the Department of Justice. It seems like she has what it takes to fix the system.

Bondi's Potential Controversies

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The Mainstream Media wasted no time digging up dirt on Bondi, looking for anything that might stand between her and a Senate confirmation.

The biggest story circulating the media involves a 2013 case about "Trump University," a now-defunct company that offered courses in real estate, entrepreneurship, and other similar courses. In 2013, the New York Attorney General's office went after Trump University due to reports that the program was a "scam." Bondi began a similar investigation, which allegedly came to a halt after she received a $25,000 check from the Trump Foundation for her re-election campaign. Bondi has never been formally accused of illegal activity, but now that she is under the national spotlight, she could face serious scrutiny.

Bondi's tenure as a lobbyist has also been called into question. She was registered as a lobbyist for several foreign and corporate entities, which could be seen as a potential weakness or conflict of interest—or at the very least bring her dedication to fighting corruption into question.

AI Jesus and other INSANE new uses of Artificial Intelligence

Glenn has repeatedly warned about the dangers artificial intelligence poses to humanity. Yet, it seems like every week, some new AI project seems to inch us closer to that worst-case scenario.

It's not all bad. Even Glenn could resist the urge to buy an AI-powered, flamethrower-wielding, robotic dog to accompany him on his ranch. The future is here, and these are threeinsane new ways the power of AI is being harnessed — for better or worse.

AI Jesus

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Many have wished to have a face-to-face conversation with Jesus, but this probably isn't what anyone had in mind. A church in Lucerne, Switzerland recently teamed up with scientists and computer experts from the nearby Lucerne University of Applied Sciences and Arts to create a digital duplicate of Christ designed to listen to confessions and give scripture-supported advice to those who ask. The computer even creates a hologram image of Jesus that talks to people in real time. The AI was trained with the New Testament and "religious information found online," and is fluent in over 100 languages.

While some are impressed with his answers to moderately complex theological questions, many are skeptical, claiming that giving a machine the face and name of God is a form of idolatry. Others worry that it will turn Jesus into a "woke warrior."

AI Coca-Cola Ad

The holiday season is upon us, and Coca-Cola has released its newest Christmas ad campaign. These latest commercials feature shiny, Coca-Cola red semi-trucks driving through an idyllic winter wonderland on a mission to deliver soda to a festively decorated town — standard holiday ad fare. But this year, Coca-Cola decided to put a "futuristic spin" on their ad campaign — the commercials are all AI-generated. It doesn't take a detective to spot the tell-tale AI hallmarks, from truck wheels that don't spin as the truck is driving to the eerie expressions of the people in the ad that twist and contort in creepy ways. The holiday magic is lost.

AI Grandma

A British telecom company, Virgin Media O2, unveiled Daisy, an AI chatbot designed to scam the scammers. Daisy is designed to sound and talk like an elderly woman and is tasked to deliberately connect with telephone scammers (who typically target older people) and waste their time with heaps of meandering chatter so that scammers have less time to target real people. Daisy has already proved capable of fooling scammers into long phone conversations, which ultimately end up fruitless. Can you think of a better use of AI?

The THREE ways RFK Jr. will Make America Healthy Again

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One of President Trump's most popular campaign promises was to "Make America Great Again," and he has employed the help of his former opponent, RFK Jr., to make that promise come true.

In an interview with NPR, RFK Jr. revealed the three directives Trump has tasked him as the new head of the Department of Health and Human Services. These directives aim to cut out the "cancer" that Glenn exposed in his latest TV special that has spread throughout theentire federal government.

Here are the three directives Trump gave RFK Jr.:

1. Rid health agencies of corruption and conflicts.

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It is no secret that the departments that fall under the HHS, such as the FDA, NIH, and CDC, are rife with corruption. After the COVID lockdowns raised suspicion that these federal agencies did not have the American people's best interests at heart, Americans have been increasingly distrustful of these institutions. Glenn exposed several instances of corruption across the HHS, from Dr. Fauchi's Covid powertrip to the insidious relationship between private entities like Big Food, Big Pharma, and the federal agencies that regulate them.

RFK Jr. has been one of the most vocal critics of the corruption that has turned these federal agencies against the very people they were created to protect and is the best person to reform these institutions.

2. Return agencies to the gold standard of empirically based, evidence-based science and medicine.

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Under Biden, the HHS has degraded even further than it had before. Scientific methodology and empirical data are no longer the backbones of these institutions. They have been replaced with DEI and other woke agendas. The Department of Health and Human Services is the second largest federal agency, only behind the Pentagon, with a budget of 1.7 trillion dollarsand over 83 thousand employees. The opportunity for waste and negligence is monumental.

Biden appointed former California Attorney General, Xavier Becerra, to the head of HHS, along with Rachel Levine, a transgender woman, as the Assistant Secretary for Health. Before long the second-largest federal agency started looking like a university DEI office, with hundreds of DEI hires adding to government bloat. Instead of battling the diseases and sicknesses that plague our country, the HHS spent the past four years going after pro-life investigators who were exposing how Planned Parenthood sells body parts of aborted babies, opposing the merger of religious-based hospitals to protect transgender and abortion "rights," and wrestling over Obama-era contraceptive mandates with a group of Catholic nuns. This is quackery and waste on an unprecedented scale.

RFK Jr. is tasked with rooting out the corruption that sprang forth with the Biden administration's DEI agenda and put science back in our health policy.

3. End the chronic disease epidemic with measurable impacts within two years.

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Today, despite our modern technology, Americans are sicker than ever before. 129 million Americans have at least one chronic disease, 42 percent have two or more, and 12 percent have more than five. Life expectancy is at a twenty-year low despite the fact that we are spending more than ever on health care. Even our children are sick, with a staggering 40 percent of school-aged kids having at least one chronic disease. One in nine kids has ADHD, and one in 54 has autism, both representing a steep increase over past decades.

America is sick, and Big Pharma is just rolling in the profits. This is where RFK Jr. comes in. He aims to find the cures and preventions to these diseases and make Americans healthy instead of lifelong patients.

POLL: Is Matt Gaetz in trouble?!

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Trump is assembling a dream team to take on the deep state that has burdened the American people for far too long.

It's no surprise Democrats have been pushing back against Trump's nominations, but one person in particular has been experiencing the most resistance: Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz, Trump's pick to serve as his Attorney General. The controversy centers around a years-long House ethics probe regarding sexual misconduct allegations made against Gaetz several years ago. Despite the FBI conducting its own investigation and refusing to prosecute Gaetz, his nomination re-ignited interest in these allegations.

Democrats and some Republicans demand the House Ethics Committee release their probe into Gaetz before his Senate confirmation hearing. Conveniently, earlier this week, an anonymous hacker obtained this coveted report and gave it to the New York Times, which has yet to make the information public.

Glenn is very skeptical about the entire affair, from the allegations against Gaetz to the hacker's "anonymity." Is it another case of lawfare by the Democrats?

Glenn wants to know what do you think. Did Gaetz commit the crimes he's accused of? Will he still be appointed attorney general? Let us know in the poll below:

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